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Captain Eddie at the dock โ€” illustrated portrait

EXHIBIT A

The Captain

โ€” THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE SALT. โ€”

About Eddie

DOCKMASTER ยท PHILOSOPHER ยท HOLDER OF BEVERAGES

"Live salty. Stay sound. Take only pictures, leave only bubbles."

โ€” EDDIE, AT SUNSET, AGAIN

The Story So Far

CHAPTER ONE โ€” HOW WE GOT HERE

Nobody's quite sure when Eddie arrived on Topsail Island. The pelicans say one thing. The skeleton says another. The crabs refuse to comment.

What we know for certain: he runs the dock, he keeps the beer cold, and he has never โ€” not once โ€” worn long pants. He answers the radio, mostly. He answers the door, rarely. He answers the question "how's the fishing?" with another question, always.

"If you can't fix it with rum, duct tape, or a heron staring at it, then it probably wasn't broken in the first place."โ€” EDDIE, MUTTERING TO A BROKEN OUTBOARD

Captain Eddie's Salt & Sound is what happens when a man with too many opinions, one parrot, a sarcastic skeleton, and a deeply unsupervised pelican decide to start a clothing brand. The shirts are good. The stories are better. The smell is "marina-adjacent."

Every design starts with something Eddie actually saw, said, or got fined for. Every tee is approved by him. Most are approved by the skeleton (after rum). The pelican approves of nothing and steals everything.

Verified by PeteSkeleton approvedFiled at low tide

The Crew

CREW MEMBER #1

Skeleton

Cashier ยท Bone Wrangler

Ageless. Salty. Has not blinked in seventy-two years (lacks eyelids). Accepts cash, card, or interesting stories.

CREW MEMBER #2

Big Frank

Pelican ยท Repeat Offender

Union rep for Local 7. Stole the hush puppies in '19. Never charged. Justice is a slow boat.

CREW MEMBER #3

The Parrot

PR ยท Profanity Consultant

Speaks four languages, three of them inappropriate. Refuses to repeat anything Eddie actually wants repeated.

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STAY SALTY ยท STAY SOUND