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☠ FREE SHIPPING ON ALL CAPTAIN'S ORDERS!⚠ PELICANS CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED🦴 SKELETON STILL OWES EDDIE MONEY🌴 LIVE SALTY. STAY SOUND.🦀 CRAB UNION ON STRIKE — AGAIN🍹 RUM PRICES UP, SPIRITS HIGHER☠ FREE SHIPPING ON ALL CAPTAIN'S ORDERS!⚠ PELICANS CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED🦴 SKELETON STILL OWES EDDIE MONEY🌴 LIVE SALTY. STAY SOUND.🦀 CRAB UNION ON STRIKE — AGAIN🍹 RUM PRICES UP, SPIRITS HIGHER

— A HIDDEN INLET • TAB OPEN SINCE 1718 —

Blackbeard's Cove

FOG, RUM & A GHOST WHO POURS · TOPSAIL ISLAND

Captain Eddie raising a tropical cocktail at a misty driftwood bar tended by the translucent ghost of Blackbeard

— FROM EDDIE'S LOG —

"Found the cove by accident in a fog bank off New Topsail Inlet. Old driftwood bar tucked back in the marsh grass, thatched roof, one lantern still burning. Sat down. Tall fella in a tricorn hat poured me something dark and asked if I'd come to settle the tab. I said I'd come to start one.We been friends ever since."

— Capt. Eddie

— DISPATCH FROM THE COVE • PANEL 001 —

A Night at Blackbeard's

OVERHEARD BETWEEN POURS. PRINTED WITH PERMISSION OF THE GHOST.

Four-panel comic of Captain Eddie at the cove bar trading quips with the ghost of Blackbeard about rum, eternal damnation, dental insurance, and unpaid tabs

New panels wash in with the tide. Check back when the fog rolls.

The ghost of Blackbeard the pirate behind a tiki bar, shaking a cocktail with glowing eyes

— KEEPER OF THE COVE —

Edward "Blackbeard" Teach

Sailed these waters until November 22, 1718. Took five musket balls and twenty cuts before he went down — and even then, the man kept pouring. Three hundred years on, he still works the stick most evenings. Pays in stories. Tips in gold doubloons.

  • ☠ Won't shake hands. (Hands pass through.)
  • 🍹 House special is rum. House special is always rum.
  • 🦴 Don't ask about Teach's Hole. He gets quiet.
  • 🕯 Closes at last light. Re-opens in the fog.

— THE HAUNTED POUR LIST —

Tonight's Menu

CASH, COINS, OR A GOOD STORY.

01

Queen Anne's Revenge

Aged rum • blackstrap • burnt lime

"Served in a tin cup. Tastes faintly of gunpowder."

🛍 PAIRS WITH THE SUNSET THERAPY TEE.

02

Teach's Last Stand

Overproof • spiced demerara • bitters

"Five sips, five wounds. Drink slow."

🛍 PAIRS WITH THE TIDE & GOOD TIMES HOODIE.

03

Topsail Mirage

White rum • coconut • salt foam

"You won't see it until it's already on your tab."

🛍 PAIRS WITH THE REEL LIFE KOOZIE.

04

Ghost Anchor

Cold brew • dark rum • vanilla

"Heavy on the bottom, light on the surface."

🛍 PAIRS WITH THE CAPTAIN'S BUCKET HAT.

— COVE EXCLUSIVES • PLUNDERED GOODS —

The Ghost's Gift Shop

Cursed apparel and contraband sundries. Only sold here at the cove — Blackbeard takes a cut.

Dead Men Don't Pay
TEE$28

Dead Men Don't Pay

Black tee. White screen-print. The bar's house rule, immortalized.

☠ COVE EXCLUSIVE

Tips? ARRR Appreciated
MUG$22

Tips? ARRR Appreciated

Pewter-look ceramic. Holds 16oz of grog or regret.

☠ COVE EXCLUSIVE

Undead Dental Trucker
HAT$32

Undead Dental Trucker

Bone-white front, navy mesh. Embroidered skull with one gold tooth.

☠ COVE EXCLUSIVE

Ghost Rum XXX
FLASK$26

Ghost Rum XXX

6oz stainless. Etched bottle label from the bar's top shelf.

☠ COVE EXCLUSIVE

Eternal Discounts Member
PATCH$8

Eternal Discounts Member

Iron-on. For loyalty card holders since 1718.

☠ COVE EXCLUSIVE

Today's Special: Existential Dread
SIGN$45

Today's Special: Existential Dread

12x6 weathered wood plank. Hang above your home bar.

☠ COVE EXCLUSIVE

⚓ Drag It All To The Hold

ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS FROM THE AFTERLIFE.